oh my kiddos...

Some of my favorite quotes from kiddos at my old job...

17.
Me: "How hot do you think the sun is?"
Student: "I think it is a million flaming cheetos hot"

16.
"Yes, he can hold his breath underwater forever-(pause thinking)-just like a kitty cat!"

15.
"I'm drawing tough guys with pants on."

14.
"Ms Whitney, can I flip off the lights?"
-he waits a moment for an answer and then flips his middle finger to the lights
"Look! see! I'm flipping off the lights!"

13.
"'Hot' means you're a piece of meat."

12.
Student overhears talk on the walkie
Student: "Did someone say beating?"
Me: "No. Meeting."
Student: "Teachers are beating other teachers?"
Me: "No. MEETING."
Student: "Somebody is bleeding?!?!"

11.
Student 1: "You're a mouse in a rat maze"
Student 2: "Well you're a turd in a shit maze"

10.
"HAHA, I farted when I did that"

9.
Student 1: "I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say to me bounces off me and sticks to you!"
Student 2: "Oh yeah? I'm rubber. You're an idiot"

8.
Reader : "Name the triangle"
Student: "Steve"

7.
"Ms Whitney, my penis itches."

6.
"Oh the pain! The deep fried pain!"

5.
"Dancing is the Devil's hell"

4.
Student: "This is our epic battle, Ms Whitney. You see, this is me in the red cape, like
superman. This is you."
Me: "Where?"
Student: "Right there. I drew you as the wicked witch of the west."

3.
"When I am in charge I am going to turn this whole place into antarctica. Then I am going to feed you to a polar bear."

2.
"Off with your head!"

1..........
"Bye, I hope you die tonight!"



Oh there are many more, but that is all I can think of right now :D